Angela: You look happy.
Angela: Oh, you look really happy. You made the first move.
Brennan: Well you told me I should!
Angela: How was it? I mean, I don’t mean “it” … no, no … I do! I mean “it”.
Brennan: I discovered something very interesting about cops and nicknames.
Angela: Anthropologically interesting?
Brennan: Anatomically interesting. They call the bald guy “Curly”, and the fat guy “Tiny”. It’s ironic.
Angela: So when they call Sully “Peanut”…
Brennan: He doesn’t like to shower with the other guys because he diverges from the quantifiable morphological norm.
Bones, 2.14, The Man in the Mansion.
Rule Number 1: No boys.
UNLESS THEY’RE CUTE!
Rule Number 2: No alcohol.
UNLESS THERE’S PLENTY TO GO AROUND!
Rule Number 3: No parties.
UNLESS UMBRIDGE IS INVITED!
But seriously girls, if I do catch you with any boys or alcohol,
I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR PERKY LITTLE BOOBS OFF.
Doctor: I can go any place at any time.
Amy: Except where he’s trying to go.
Doctor: Everything that ever happened or ever will. Any time or place, I just have to choose.
Amy: And then, end up somewhere else completely -
Doctor: Can you -
Doctor: But now, i’ve been to the most amazing place of all. Paris, France!
Amy: America, in fact!
Doctor: I was gonna say America.
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”
Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on New Year’s?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”
Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
Jared: You like him, don’t you?
Genevieve: No…. What?! No!
Jared: You do! You like him!
Genevieve: If I like him, may God strike me down where I stand.
Jared: Lucky for you, I’m God and I take mercy on your pitiful, pitiful Jensen-loving soul.
One shivering second of silence, the shock of the moment suspended: and then the tumult broke around Harry as the screams and the cheers and the roars of the watchers rent the air. The fierce new sun dazzled the windows as they thundered toward him, and the first to reach him were Ron and Hermione, and it was their arms that were wrapped around him, their incomprehensible shouts that deafened him.
BONES |Gravedigger| Final Hour